Cory Cramer currently lives in Ames, Iowa, with his wife, Heather, and a hungry Oscar fish named Hannibal. You can find out more about him and his work, including a self-published serial novel called Losing Latitude, at www.corycramer.com.

“Backseat Driver” is his first professional sale.



Backseat Driver

by Cory Cramer



The garage door shouldn’t be open, Karen thought as she stepped outside into a frigid Iowa winter. Irritated by her husband Cole’s lack of responsibility, she shook her head, figuring the door had been up since he left for work at the prison over five hours ago.

“Might as well not even have a garage,” she said
while closing her home’s side door a little harder than normal, taking some of her frustration out on it before she locked up.

Reluctantly, Karen inhaled the sub
-zero air and let out a sigh. Her breath hovered in front of her, just another reminder of how cold the garage was. With chattering teeth, she climbed into her Tahoe and pulled the door shut. She nestled her insulated coffee mug into the cup holder. Steam ascended through the tiny drinking hole, condensed on the inside of the windshield and froze there, leaving a light frost on the underside of the glass.

The engine was slow to turn over, but eventually rumbled to life. The new SUV took longer to warm up than her old Civic, but she loved the Tahoe’s four-wheel-drive on icy commutes like this one. Plus, now she didn’t have to listen to Cole refer to her car as a rice-burner or Nagasaki-nut-buster anymore. Nope, now she drove good ole American muscle. Who cared about the extra twenty dollars a week it guzzled in fuel?

Karen flipped on her headlights, then backed into the street, making sure
she shut the garage door before pulling away. It was three in the morning and she still had a fifty-minute drive to her bakery in Ashtenburg.

The radio was pre-tuned to her favorite station. It was the top of the hour and the overnight disc jockey was reading the news:

Once again, we have just received word that a prisoner has escaped from the Fort Barton penitentiary. The fugitive, thirty-two year old Phillip Conco, was convicted for the murder of his girlfriend in 1998. He is described as a Caucasian with dark brown hair and a small build. Police say he had no known transportation, and no winter clothing. They expect he will be seeking shelter somewhere in the vicinity of Fort Barton. Authorities are asking citizens to be on the lookout for any suspicious activity. Conco is considered armed and dangerous, and should not be confronted. Please call police immediately if you believe you know his whereabouts.

Karen snatched her cell phone from the center console, flipped it open, and hit speed-dial number one. The phone began to ring on the other end. She squeezed the cell between her shoulder and neck, freeing her hand so she could turn off the radio. Ice crunched loudly under the tires as she pulled onto the road to Ashtenburg and increased her speed.

Cole picked up on the sixth ring. “I thought I told you not to call me at work
.

“Yeah, well, I heard about the break-out on the radio and I was calling to make sure you were all right. Sorry I cared.” Karen flipped her phone shut, then tossed it in the passenger seat.

She slowed down for the intersection at Highway 119, eventually coming to a halt under the amber streetlights of the two-way stop. She checked both ways. The coast was clear. As she accelerated back up to speed, something in the rearview mirror caught her eye. It was a shadow, cast on the interior ceiling behind the cargo light. It looked like something…fuzzy.

What do I have in the back that could make a shadow like that? She stared for a second longer, but continued to accelerate until the lights at the intersection were too far away to cast the shadow anymore. It had looked like…fur. No, not fur. Hair? Yes, frizzy tufts of human hair! But that’s ridiculous. How could someone be back there? Her heart jolted to life as adrenaline turned every inch of her skin clammy. The fucking garage door! Anyone could have climbed back there before I left the house.

Her lungs seized and her hands trembled. She stared into the mirror, searching for movement in the cargo area. Everything seemed still, but the back seats obscured a large portion of her view. She listened for noise. All she heard was the hum of her all-season tires.

Slowly, Karen let out the breath she had been holding in. The tendons in her neck relaxed a bit, and her vice-like grip on the steering wheel eased. A cigarette. She wanted a cigarette, but she’d quit at the first of the year. It was the only resolution she had managed to keep. Without any smokes, she reached for the next best thing—her coffee.

As she was lifting her insulated mug from its hol
der, a voice blared out an order:

Stop!

She shrieked and dropped her mug.

In the name of love…

The ringtone was earsplitting.

The Tahoe swerved left. Karen slapped both hands back on the wheel and spun it to the right. She overcorrected a bit. The SUV fishtailed in response. She turned back to the left just in time, narrowly escaping a rollover.

Before you break my heart…

The passenger’s side tires were now plowing through the snow on the shoulder. Karen eased back onto the road, then snatched her phone up and flipped it open.

“Just hold on a second,” she snapped.

With both eyes fixed on the road and one hand on the wheel Karen fished around on the floor for her spilled coffee mug. Her fingers found the handle and she returned
it to its holder before grabbing her phone from her lap.

“What is it?”

“Sheesh. No need to yell. I just called to apologize. Thought I’d given you enough time to cool down, but—” Cole said.

“Don’t worry about it. I’m just a little jumpy,” she said. “I take it you’re okay? I heard about the break-out.”

“Yeah, I’m fine. None of the guards were hurt, but some of us are going to have hell to pay. They might even try to blame me and Mitch for the whole thing. I was getting a good bitch-out from the boss when you called. That’s why I snapped.”

“Well, I’m glad to hear you’re okay, but you left the garage door up and my truck was freezing so you’re still on my shit-list.”

Headlights appeared down the road and Karen concentrated a little more on her driving. It was only a two-lane highway and she wanted to make sure to give the oncoming car a wide berth.

“Garage door? I’m pretty sure I put it down,” Cole said.

“Well, you didn’t. Because when I—” Karen cut herself off.

What if he really is in here? If so, he can hear me. She glanced nervously into the mirror again, only to see the taillights of the car shed just met heading in the opposite direction.

“It was almost all the way down when I pulled away, but I suppose something could have gotten underneath the door before it hit the bottom and the safety sensor could have stopped it. Maybe a raccoon or something.”

If he thinks I’m on to him, who knows what he’ll do to me?

“Okay, honey. Sorry I bothered—”

THUMP.

“—you.”

Did that come from the back?

Jesus, Karen, get a hold of yourself. Probably just ran over a chunk of ice. Haven’t even been watching the road.


“It’s alright hun. I’ve got to go though, okay?” Cole said.

“Okay…” Her voice trailed off and she shut her phone, eyes still fixed in the mirror.

No one is back there. You’re just imagining things. Let it go and get to work. You have two hundred cinnamon rolls to make this morning.

To her right, Karen could see the light pollution from Fort Barton penitentiary. It was set back a full mile or two from the highway, but it was casting as much light into the night sky as a small town and couldn’t be missed from the highway. This morning it was even brighter, no doubt because of the escapee.

Headlights were closing in from behind. The frizzy-haired shadow appeared again.

Shit!

She had to let Cole know what was going on. Maybe she was overreacting, but figuring it was better to be safe than sorry she discreetly opened her phone in her lap. Shielding it from any possible onlooker in the back, she began her text message.

I THINK SOMEONE IS—

The car behind her was gaining ground. Karen slowed up slightly. Maybe if there was a witness the guy in back wouldn’t make a move. She paused her text message for a few moments, waiting for the approaching car to get closer.

As the vehicle behind her approached, she
saw it was a police car. A sheriff’s car to be exact.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, Lord.

It
almost had to be Barry Henderson, the sheriff. He lived just two houses down from her. He must have gotten called out to look for the murderer. Karen tried to think of some way she could get his attention without the man in her cargo hold noticing.

Maybe if I could get pulled over for something? Yeah. Get pulled over and then as soon as the car stops, jump out before the guy in back has time to take me hostage.

Feeling it was her only option, Karen gently added pressure to the gas pedal, slowly increasing her speed so she would only draw the attention of the sheriff and not her passenger.

Ten miles per hour over; then fifteen…

She held steady, wondering why the lights hadn’t started flashing behind her yet. Any time now,
she thought. Then, with her eyes still fixed on the mirror, she very discreetly pushed the release button on her safety belt, and let it creep across her body until she was free from its constraint.

Why isn’t he pulling me over?

Probably because he isn’t
looking for speeders, Karen. He’s looking for the cold-blooded killer in the back of your truck.

She was going to need a worse offense than speeding to get pulled over. Something horrible. Something that no officer of the law could ignore.

Drunk driving. That’s it. Perfect time of night for it, too.

Karen veered into the other lane, then gently eased back across the centerline. She
watched the mirrors, waiting for the cherries to come to life on top of the squad car any second.

Nothing.

Time was running out. The man in the back had to be getting suspicious by now. Desperate, Karen swerved into the other lane again, this time sending all four tires over the centerline. She stayed there, determined not to leave until the sheriff pulled her over.

She looked forward and saw a car with no lights on.

The vehicles hit head-on. Karen flew forward. The airbag deployed, breaking her nose but saving her skull. Her momentum carried her upward. She smashed her head against the roof of the Tahoe. A sharp crack in her neck was the last thing she felt.

The Tahoe flipped and rolled onto its top, busting out the side windows. Karen’s lifeless body was tossed from one end of the SUV to the other as if she were
no more valuable than her coffee cup.

Her head and torso flopped out the broken passenger side window on the final roll. When the Tahoe came down, it trapped her underneath. The SUV skidded down the icy highway on its side, first crushing, then smearing Karen’s remains along a forty yard stretch of road.

***

In Barry Henderson’s fifteen years as sheriff, he’d pulled a lot of dead bodies from the wreckage of automobile accidents. It never got any easier. Especially when it’s your neighbor’s body you’re pulling. Especially when you watched her die.

And
that was a cakewalk compared to notifying the relatives. Even worse was when they had to identify the body. Barry wished he could have done the ID himself, and spared Cole the miserable job. It was Karen’s Tahoe. Barry knew that. But the body, and especially the face, was so mangled and distorted he could barely say for sure it was a person, much less a specific person. When it came to stuff like this you had to be sure. That meant Cole had to do the job.

Barry had never liked tattoos, but
the little dancing bear above Karen’s ankle turned out to be a blessing. Not that it spared Cole much grief. When Barry broke the news to him Cole started crying, mumbling to himself that it was all his fault. It wasn’t of course, but Cole was admitted to the psych ward at the hospital anyway. He’d likely spend a day or two there before being released, Prozac in hand.

At least it was all over now. Barry was nearly home
. He listened to the radio, waiting to hear how badly the reporters had butchered his carefully prepared statement about the accident. Barry knew he’d be upset if they did a poor job, but he secretly wanted to be pissed off at someone and he figured reporters were as good a target as any. The radio finally got around to saying:

At approximately 3:25 this morning, an SUV driven by Mrs. Karen Benedict was traveling east on Highway 21 when it crossed the centerline and collided head-on with a vehicle driven by Philip Conco. Conco had escaped from Fort Barton penitentiary earlier in the morning and was wanted by police. It appears Conco was traveling westbound in a stolen car and did not have his headlights on, when Benedict fell asleep at the wheel and veered into his lane. The drivers of both vehicles were pronounced dead at the scene of the accident.

The sheriff turned off the radio and tried to remember if he still had that bottle of Jack in his liquor cabinet. A few blocks later, he turned into his driveway and wondered why the hell his garage door was up. He pulled the squad car into his garage and hit the button on his new electronic opener.

His door ratcheted closed. Two houses down, at the Benedicts, the garage door began to open.



Copyright 2007 by Cory Cramer